Visceral oil on canvas paintings by Kim Jakobsson
Visceral oil on canvas paintings by Kim Jakobsson
i wanna go to a surgeon and tell em to stick however many body parts they can fit onto me. ultimate form
if you find a compromised enough scientist they’ll do this for free
victor frankenstein would do this to you for the low price of fearing you for the rest of his life
a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks
i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays
it’s all about love and horror! and the intersection of the two! loving something means being horrified you’ll lose it or destroy it. horror is born of love, we love in the face of horror
Posts that be like “If I were a monster that had to eat people, i would just eat horrible people~” are so absurd to me. How often do you see Known Criminals on the street? Billionaires out for a nightly stroll around town? Effectively fucking never. If I have to drag myself to the grocery store, you think it’s gonna be any easier for me to hunt Bezos and Co. every time my stomach growls? I can’t bother to plan meals more than a day in advance, how am i gonna perform whole ass detective work to confirm someone’s a serial killer before i eat them? Ya’ll got that much time on your hands? Planning 5 course meals every night of the week? Don’t make me laugh. Eat a pedestrian and tragically wrestle with guilt like the rest of us, idiot.
Experienced people eater weighing in with the most galaxy brain option

@thursdayj I saw this mug today and thought it was right up your alley!